i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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5 days ago // 674,451 notes

hunky-bat:

attackofthequeers:

mothdad:

kittymanada:

postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

designated jar? what the fuck would i do?

Caterpillar dad
Wtf kinda powers would that entail

I queers

oily bat

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1 week ago // 34,867 notes

intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

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3 weeks ago // 95,528 notes

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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3 weeks ago // 661,801 notes